carson
When you need your best-friend's advice on murdering your best-friend #ha #classiccomedy #relatable #RIPjoe 😄
when I first bring a girl home to meet my parents.
That post-masturbation feeling. 👊✊=D💨 😐
When you realize you haven't masturbated yet today. 😄
Fat ass is eating a cheeseburger in the shower...#sneakattack
white men still can't jump.
new vid up at http://vimeo.com/m/101687547 chubbies SROP. link will be posted on my twitter @carsonimacaroni w/ Melissa Blaue Chance Hiner
Dreamin' bout my ex. #byefelicia 😴
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